If- part 1

This blog post is basically a tribute to all Indians !!

If I were a Motor-bike rider in India, I would

Have to watch out for Autos and Share-Autos that apply breaks abruptly.

Have to look-out for drunk men walking around like they own the place.

Get hit from behind by every vehicle, since no one knows to apply breaks properly.

Get irritated by driving behind the so called family cars that completely occupy the entire road such that the entire traffic has no choice but to hope for the car to  speed up.

Get caught by traffic- police whose sole aim is to deprive you off hundred rupees whether it was zig-zag driving or dangerous turn or helmet-on- your- lap-not- head.

Watch pedestrians run across the roads only when the signal for the vehicles turns to green.

Help cyclists to use me for balance since they either do not want to break ;est they have to pump in more effort or whip past you making you and and everyone behind apply the break since such issues are beyond them.

Watch myself fume in anger when I get stopped at every signal that is being installed for every hundred meters.

Look out for the tires of my bike since anyone and everyone digs up the roads and lets them rot.

Try overtake a bus only to find someone spitting on me.

Get mobbed my beggars at major traffic junctions. Being generous that we Indians are generally, we tend to give something to the poor child only to realize there is a whole group under-ground running them which also shuffles them so that no beggar is seen at the same junction twice.

Frequently change the lanes without warning and pushing the vehicles already on that lane to one side ensuring we reach the destination quicker whether or not someone else did not reach his due to our fault.

Make sure the Ambulance never gets a free lane and if by chance people give way for the ambulance, then planning strategically to follow the ambulance in its path since we know that people sooner or latter would give, at least few inches for the ambulance to move on.

And finally, last but not the least  jump signals. I mean who cares for it anyway. Is this the U.S of A where the police monitor our vehicle movement.

SEQUEL

 As a part of the  trilogy on life ,love , commitments this latest blog deals with the destruction of earth . Yes YES YYEESS  that ’s right . The destruction of earth thanks to the species homo sapiens whose greed, selfishness and love etc puts shame to earth so much so that even God (if he has control over us) will put earth on a collision path to the sun. I guess that being all this is like an integral part of feeling normal for human beings. Everywhere we ned to pull people down to rise up. Indians have just been named the worst in team co-operation among the intellectuals on whom the research was carried out. We need to br sexually liberating, give our children more freedom when it comes to career options and acknowledge their mental growth. For those of you who have read till now and wondering why what happend to the destruction of earth i was talking about spoiler alert –next blog is on them . i changed my mind in between . I mean i cant screw up the limited viewership i have by talking about global warming and people s selfishness. so here goes — what is wrong for a guy and girl to sit together or go out together or even talk about love or sex. The only thing that will happen is people will stop[  viewing the members of the opposite sex as a ‘thing’ and actually start having a good number of friends among them too.  Secondly , what is wrong in being a movie director or a  football player or  air traffic controller . Give your children ample space with their options and then you will find all their selfishness will disappear  as there are so many options that you dont necessarily need to pull down other people. I am not asking people to lose their competitve spirit rather not to spoil other’s career . The tird one is what every child dreams of . Being acknowledged  by your parents and friends as a man who can take care of him or herself mans a lot to every individual . That is when the individual attains complete satisfaction in his life cause  whether you have a lover or not , when you are termed as independently capable nothing more is necessary to fill in your life except that of maintaining the respect others have in you. so people forget love commitments , if people do not acknowledge you for what you are , try making them to acknowledge you. that should be the single greatest challenge of your life and not running behind guys/girls .
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