If- part 1

This blog post is basically a tribute to all Indians !!

If I were a Motor-bike rider in India, I would

Have to watch out for Autos and Share-Autos that apply breaks abruptly.

Have to look-out for drunk men walking around like they own the place.

Get hit from behind by every vehicle, since no one knows to apply breaks properly.

Get irritated by driving behind the so called family cars that completely occupy the entire road such that the entire traffic has no choice but to hope for the car to  speed up.

Get caught by traffic- police whose sole aim is to deprive you off hundred rupees whether it was zig-zag driving or dangerous turn or helmet-on- your- lap-not- head.

Watch pedestrians run across the roads only when the signal for the vehicles turns to green.

Help cyclists to use me for balance since they either do not want to break ;est they have to pump in more effort or whip past you making you and and everyone behind apply the break since such issues are beyond them.

Watch myself fume in anger when I get stopped at every signal that is being installed for every hundred meters.

Look out for the tires of my bike since anyone and everyone digs up the roads and lets them rot.

Try overtake a bus only to find someone spitting on me.

Get mobbed my beggars at major traffic junctions. Being generous that we Indians are generally, we tend to give something to the poor child only to realize there is a whole group under-ground running them which also shuffles them so that no beggar is seen at the same junction twice.

Frequently change the lanes without warning and pushing the vehicles already on that lane to one side ensuring we reach the destination quicker whether or not someone else did not reach his due to our fault.

Make sure the Ambulance never gets a free lane and if by chance people give way for the ambulance, then planning strategically to follow the ambulance in its path since we know that people sooner or latter would give, at least few inches for the ambulance to move on.

And finally, last but not the least  jump signals. I mean who cares for it anyway. Is this the U.S of A where the police monitor our vehicle movement.

SEQUEL

 As a part of the  trilogy on life ,love , commitments this latest blog deals with the destruction of earth . Yes YES YYEESS  that ’s right . The destruction of earth thanks to the species homo sapiens whose greed, selfishness and love etc puts shame to earth so much so that even God (if he has control over us) will put earth on a collision path to the sun. I guess that being all this is like an integral part of feeling normal for human beings. Everywhere we ned to pull people down to rise up. Indians have just been named the worst in team co-operation among the intellectuals on whom the research was carried out. We need to br sexually liberating, give our children more freedom when it comes to career options and acknowledge their mental growth. For those of you who have read till now and wondering why what happend to the destruction of earth i was talking about spoiler alert –next blog is on them . i changed my mind in between . I mean i cant screw up the limited viewership i have by talking about global warming and people s selfishness. so here goes — what is wrong for a guy and girl to sit together or go out together or even talk about love or sex. The only thing that will happen is people will stop[  viewing the members of the opposite sex as a ‘thing’ and actually start having a good number of friends among them too.  Secondly , what is wrong in being a movie director or a  football player or  air traffic controller . Give your children ample space with their options and then you will find all their selfishness will disappear  as there are so many options that you dont necessarily need to pull down other people. I am not asking people to lose their competitve spirit rather not to spoil other’s career . The tird one is what every child dreams of . Being acknowledged  by your parents and friends as a man who can take care of him or herself mans a lot to every individual . That is when the individual attains complete satisfaction in his life cause  whether you have a lover or not , when you are termed as independently capable nothing more is necessary to fill in your life except that of maintaining the respect others have in you. so people forget love commitments , if people do not acknowledge you for what you are , try making them to acknowledge you. that should be the single greatest challenge of your life and not running behind guys/girls .
adios

love and commitment

well well well well well well well well , thats enough well’s for one line i should say — here we go again–love and commitment . man people are so into getting a lover thingy yet most of them sadly fail . The best ones are the apples  that are unplucked
— direct quote from ‘me’
So ,understand if a guy or girl is not commited that means he or she can take care of themselves on their own both emotionally and spiritually. It indicates that they are not lame . Just look around you– those  people who are  ocmmited are mostly people who are quiet , dont mingle properly with members of the opposite sex. People like these get lovers never a person who is very jovial to everyone and having a lot of friends he actually can trust . I mean what is the use of calling her everyday , doing top ups and recharges , messaging every time either of you are free when  there is every chance that he/she can just drop you off for a lot of reasons ranging from your best friend is great to parents are important. Come on who are you kididng. I do agree there are lot of people who are great pairs together however just cause you have a girlfriend/boyfriend — life does nto become a bed of roses . instead you also get thorns on the roses too. We need to be prepared to face them bravely. If you are not brave then i suggest dont love and dont commit. Waste of TIME,ENERGY AND MONEY  not necessarily in that order.
btw –’ People ar elike monsoon– they come pour on you and go away ‘
— again ya its me

adios

whats life

this time its going to be a really different topic . Lets talk a more sobre topic -LIFE. This whole thing about life is that ask any guy in college — they say life sucks. ask in school-they say life sucks.ask people i mean adults working hard for their bread and butter–life sucks. When it sucks so much why do we try to survive?? Just cause some monkey -brained scientist gave it–THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST’ does not mean we need to try and live doing things so that the previous one sucked a lot ,this one s better . NO NO NO. If you are living a life without interest ,you will survive . But if you have great ambitions , then you have to watch out for the innumerable difficulties that come on your path. I guess ,as students in India,there is no scope of intelligent learning.I guess this is the main reason why life sucks for us though this is supposed to  be the happiest phase of life. Come on,if this is the happiest phase of life ,then life is not worth living . Everywhere, there is a monotomy. Your life becomes a periodic waveform eg-say sine wave with a lot of ups and downs but we never know which is up and which is down . People in relationships would tell me ,yes my life is worth living cause i can spend some quality time with their counterparts but man i guess its better  being single and enjoying the freedom of it .All the above bickering is only for students from ma part of world with no freedom, dress code for babes  and  having a nerd in every 1 out of  2 persons. so if you guys think you are having a better life enjoy..

p.s– mu blog never gets listed in google what is the use of adding tags????